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So I feel a little ghetto today… Sue Me!

August 18, 2006 at 3:54 pm · Filed under MySpace Bulletins

So I feel a little ghetto today… Sue Me!

For all you kiddies out there… This is some gansta shit
So I’m headin’ out tonight looking to holla at a girl that moves like this:

I know it’s gonna take at least a one of these

And since I’m a

I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one.

I throw on my Air Force Ones:

And jump on my blinged out bike

And head to the club. I find some beeyotch with some weed and we:

Now I’m faded and walk up to the first girl and tell her:

Unfortunately she has a bigger dick than I do… (and no, you don’t get that picture!)

THE END

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